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People at garage sales

I can’t get behind people who expect you to lower your price on extremely inexpensive items and who complain loudly about you when you won’t do it. Next time, just ask and I’ll give you the stuff instead of insulting me with your penny pinching petulance.

third person rants

I can’t get behind people who complain about everything they do by pretending to be talking about other people. Don’t they realize that everyone knows who they are actually talking about!

wasting time

I can’t get behind people that spend all night wasting their time ranting on pointless websites. If they would just focus and do they homework they would already be sound asleep by now. Stop Procrastinating!

take a break

I can’t get behind those people who feel the need to rant about every little detail of their life all at once. Give other people a chance!

school blues

I can’t get behind school officials who are constantly changing the expectations and requirements forcing students to take extra courses, just so they can suck more money out of them. Where does it all go anyways?!?!

going buggy

I can’t get behind people who feel the need to name everything around them. Your stapler doesn’t need a name and neither does that cockroach!

overseas infringement

I can’t get behind companies who think they own the right to monitor and control everything they produce. Just because an American is outside of their country doesn’t mean they should be restricted access from their favorite television programming online! I have rights!!!

all about the title

I can’t get behind people who take your domain name suggestions and claim them as their own. Don’t they realize everything I say is copyrighted and is punishable under law!

Meshi Moshkil, all is forgiven : )

You’re Cold?

I can’t get behind people who wear sweatshirts in 80 degree weather. Seriously, don’t they realize everyone around them is sweating!

What is this, the 70’s?

I can’t get behind people who tell you that they are hippies in the first 10 minutes of talking to them. It’s like it’s a status symbol or something.